domingo, 20 de Dezembro de 2009

Underage Lesbian Marriage



Once Upon A Time

a little boy
with his little
halo, met an
iron fishing hook
and combined it
with a pole
to unlock a
can of sardines.
Inside, an heptagon,
with nineteen sides,
bit him. "ARR!"
The wound later
started growing polygons
that rolled over
a barrel of
explosives of BOOM,
making a KABOOM
that ultimately created
fireworks of triangles.
And the universe.
.Happened impossible the
.Too stuff other
The little boy
became a man,
then a girl
became a man,
never meeting eachother
with lights on.
The men fought
with their swords
and opened holes
to other dimensions
and became airwaves
that didn't exist.
Their denied existence
turned them emo,
so they poisoned
the universe because
then, they could
marry each other,
un-man-ing the girl,
girl-ing the man
to an underage
marriage, or whatever.
The End.

quarta-feira, 2 de Dezembro de 2009

Time Was Upon



Once upon a time

before the beginning,
after bad ending,
Time was upon
lunatics on rails
carrying rusty backpacks,
that loathy pixie
just ran out.
Carmine curtains collapsed
causing clueless cactus
to track traps,
tempting to trail
Time's tripping tricks.
Beautifully carved landscapes
had her carved
from top to
her carved curves,
to flat bottom.
Time saw that
it was blind.
Ashamed, it rewound
back in time
and went bananas
over splits. Then,
she shat sheets
still stealing steel,
striking stolen strippers.
And before Christmas
Time timed Timmy
for him to
poison himself when
Time runs out.
The End.

domingo, 4 de Outubro de 2009

Hills Have Boulders




Once upon a time

hills were bruised
by spiky boulders
that were mating
just for fun.
The End.

segunda-feira, 3 de Agosto de 2009

MDMSL, A Chronicle.




Monks Devouring Metamphetamines
Spurs Liberalism. My
Darling, My Sweet
Love. My Devil,
My Screaming Litany.
Martyrs During Medical
Sodomy Laugh. Mia
Defies Malon Supressing
Lesbianism. Marth Delights
Mario's Sexual Lust.
Mario Drinks Marth's
Spitting Love. Mashing
Drunken Meatballs Secretes
Lemonade. Malice's Dripping
Mush Strikes Lightning.

domingo, 5 de Julho de 2009

O! A BATTAFLYE




(SOOPAWAIDSCRIINZ)


AWNSE APAWN EI TAIME
DER WER BATTAFLYEZ.
KEWT. BAT EI
DARGAN EENCEENARATED DA
CAWRN FEELDZ MEIKEENG
MAH GARLFREND ERRAWR.

DEE AND.

sexta-feira, 8 de Maio de 2009

DEI WER TRAPZ! OH NOEZ!



Once upon a time
I peeked through
an invisible hole
and saw Poison
playing with Birdo,
exciting Bridget, so
God got confused
and inserted coins
to try again
and furnace his
biggest mistakes ever.
DEI WER TRAPZ!
OH NOEZ! DO
A BARREL ROLL!

The End.

domingo, 26 de Abril de 2009

Bunnies Ate Nuns




Once upon a time
bunnies ate nuns
because they're powered
by Duracell, uniting
the efforts of
kinky prototypes that
were created because
nuns were hungry
for bananas. Then
they thanked them
because it was
what they prayed
for. But suddenly
they woke up.

The End.