Hills Have Boulders

Once upon a time
hills were bruised
by spiky boulders
that were mating
just for fun.
The End.

MDMSL, A Chronicle.

Monks Devouring Metamphetamines
Spurs Liberalism. My
Darling, My Sweet
Love. My Devil,
My Screaming Litany.
Martyrs During Medical
Sodomy Laugh. Mia
Defies Malon Supressing
Lesbianism. Marth Delights
Mario's Sexual Lust.
Mario Drinks Marth's
Spitting Love. Mashing
Drunken Meatballs Secretes
Lemonade. Malice's Dripping
Mush Strikes Lightning.

O! A BATTAFLYE

(SOOPAWAIDSCRIINZ)


AWNSE APAWN EI TAIME
DER WER BATTAFLYEZ.
KEWT. BAT EI
DARGAN EENCEENARATED DA
CAWRN FEELDZ MEIKEENG
MAH GARLFREND ERRAWR.

DEE AND.

DEI WER TRAPZ! OH NOEZ!

Once upon a time
I peeked through
an invisible hole
and saw Poison
playing with Birdo,
exciting Bridget, so
God got confused
and inserted coins
to try again
and furnace his
biggest mistakes ever.
DEI WER TRAPZ!
OH NOEZ! DO
A BARREL ROLL!

The End.

Bunnies Ate Nuns

Once upon a time

bunnies ate nuns

because they're powered

by Duracell, uniting

the efforts of

kinky prototypes that

were created because

nuns were hungry

for bananas. Then

they thanked them

because it was

what they prayed

for. But suddenly

they woke up.

The End.

The Airwave Returned

Thrice Upon A Crime
there was an
Emmy-winning enemy
who was befriended
by detergent statues.
Then, out of
the bottomless hat
came the airwave
that now existed
but was still
videoactive, making the
loading screens appear,
maddening the enemy,
who was calmed
by yuri fanfics
like everyone else.
The loading ended.
The airwave expanded
and expanded and
expanded and magentanized
and happily dissapeared.
Again, guilty, lemonades
became so emo
even poetry exploded.
Now, poets are
licking oxigenated compassions
like skin cakes
that twitched underage
boys and girls.
The enemy read
the yuri fanfics,
solidifying into detergent.
The End.

Redemption Indigestion Occurs

Once upon a time

lightning licked redemptions

with carrots, beans

exciting an apocalypse

of ballet pandas

and ninjitsu zebras.

"Hear me now!"
Indifference struck hard.

"SHRIIIK* made retards,

depressing dead princesses

through intestinal hypnosis.

The End.