DEI WER TRAPZ! OH NOEZ!

Once upon a time
I peeked through
an invisible hole
and saw Poison
playing with Birdo,
exciting Bridget, so
God got confused
and inserted coins
to try again
and furnace his
biggest mistakes ever.
DEI WER TRAPZ!
OH NOEZ! DO
A BARREL ROLL!

The End.

Bunnies Ate Nuns

Once upon a time

bunnies ate nuns

because they're powered

by Duracell, uniting

the efforts of

kinky prototypes that

were created because

nuns were hungry

for bananas. Then

they thanked them

because it was

what they prayed

for. But suddenly

they woke up.

The End.

The Airwave Returned

Thrice Upon A Crime
there was an
Emmy-winning enemy
who was befriended
by detergent statues.
Then, out of
the bottomless hat
came the airwave
that now existed
but was still
videoactive, making the
loading screens appear,
maddening the enemy,
who was calmed
by yuri fanfics
like everyone else.
The loading ended.
The airwave expanded
and expanded and
expanded and magentanized
and happily dissapeared.
Again, guilty, lemonades
became so emo
even poetry exploded.
Now, poets are
licking oxigenated compassions
like skin cakes
that twitched underage
boys and girls.
The enemy read
the yuri fanfics,
solidifying into detergent.
The End.

Redemption Indigestion Occurs

Once upon a time

lightning licked redemptions

with carrots, beans

exciting an apocalypse

of ballet pandas

and ninjitsu zebras.

"Hear me now!"
Indifference struck hard.

"SHRIIIK* made retards,

depressing dead princesses

through intestinal hypnosis.

The End.

Carmilla Incinerated Them

Once upon a time
the walls collapsed
into butter jelly.
This sparked numerous
sparkles, sparkling sparkles,
and seduced sharks
that did: "GlubGlub!"
before "Humm, tasty".
They used to
celebrate these victims
by throwing bricks
in agonizing indifference
to themselves. Anyway
Carmilla survived baking
invisible gnomes and
incinerated all memories
of the future.
"Crash among thyselves!"
And they did...
Oh dear...Nemesis...
Rabbits are summoned
to count ourselves
in panic. Banzai!
The kamikazes imploded
pseudo-zepplins tonight!
However, Carmilla screamed
silently with speakers
and everything froze.
The End? NOT!
Rambo showed up!
Looping this tale
for a thousand
reeling denied absolutions.
THE END.

Aliteration Chain Combo

Once upon a time
there was a
burning river of
morphine. It ultimately
got flamed by
Heaven because lolipops
lost their sticks.
Sweet fury just
became bitter from
halo donuts plagued
by chocolate muffins
ironed by clouds.
Shining black light,
paled by "Him".
"He" and "Her"
met "It", who
was "Him". Then,
Lord! Nothing happened!
Oh! Blasphemy Bill!
Redemption check accepted!
Penitence wallet's empty.....
and copyrighted religion
was patented by
an imaginary error,
that deleted itself.
Lolipops were responsible,
so sue them.
Slippery caked platforms
tripped and died.
The FAIL trees
were cut down
by WIN chainsaws
made of EPIC
blades of purity
that purge sins.
Flames of judgement
burn blue because
yellow yelled "YAY!"
which was wonderful
considering contractions caused
disturbingly damaging diarrehea,
blooming beautiful brown.
Academic balls commence
to bounce over
and off cliffs.
Then it looped
and looped into
burning morphine rivers.
THE END.

She Met "It"

Once upon that fucking time

an indexed princess

was travelling alone

until "It" imploded.

"It" was raining,

she ignored it.

"It" imploded. Again.

Fashion victimized particles

without fashion sense.

She kept travelling,

away from her

because iron skies

were hailing bullets.

She watched herself

become swiss cheese.

"It" ate her.

THE END.